I'll think of a witty title eventually

rnemes:

tvspecial:

i don’t think aliens exist

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then wtf do u call this

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crewnex: worldfamousprofessor: the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan  i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way

crewnex:

worldfamousprofessor:

the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan 

i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way

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supremelyevil:

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i present you a picture of dave and female dave getting a ride from darth vader

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meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em

(via avengass)

countfishdouche: THIS IS THE BEST PAINTING I’VE EVER SEEN BECAUSE THIS GUY IS JUST STARING LONGINGLY INTO THE SKY AS JESUS BLASTS AWAY ON HIS FUCKING ROCKET CROSS I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS ARTIST WAS TRYING TO CONVEY BUT THEY OBVIOUSLY DID NOT SUCCEED BECAUSE ALL I CAN SEE JESUS FLYING AWAY WHILE ELTON JOHN’S “ROCKET MAN” PLAYS AND THE GUY IS WHISPERING “fly away jesus you beautiful son of a bitch”

countfishdouche:

THIS IS THE BEST PAINTING I’VE EVER SEEN BECAUSE THIS GUY IS JUST STARING LONGINGLY INTO THE SKY AS JESUS BLASTS AWAY ON HIS FUCKING ROCKET CROSS I DON’T KNOW WHAT THIS ARTIST WAS TRYING TO CONVEY BUT THEY OBVIOUSLY DID NOT SUCCEED BECAUSE ALL I CAN SEE JESUS FLYING AWAY WHILE ELTON JOHN’S “ROCKET MAN” PLAYS AND THE GUY IS WHISPERING “fly away jesus you beautiful son of a bitch”

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animumdebesmutarenoncaelum: sherlawkward: jensensations: care to try some Old Sport, old sport? OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE Oh lawd

animumdebesmutarenoncaelum:

sherlawkward:

jensensations:

care to try some Old Sport, old sport?

OH MY GOD I JUST SPIT EVERYWHERE

Oh lawd

(via transhumanisticpanspermia)

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

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Markel's place: rosalarian: michaonthemoon: yaoibutts: I love how potato in French is...

rosalarian:

michaonthemoon:

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

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and said “zis petite légume looks likea, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS…

erii2ol2priite2:

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If you are a Homestuck, reblog this! I’ll draw a fantroll based on your blog and include a dancestor  and ancestor! Your submit box must be open though!

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